Looks like I will be returning to the city that spawned me for some Fourth of July Tea Party fun. The April 15th event in my hometown drew over 4,000 people and they’re expecting another huge turnout for this Saturday’s bash.

Smart Girl Politics is sending two of their finest to Tucson to speak on the Fourth. Tammy Bruce and Tabitha Hale will both be downing margaritas I keep handing them offering forth on liberty, life and why it’s fun to shoot stuff (I hope). I think I’m introducing them, I’m not sure. I just show up with my big mouth at these things and yell in whichever direction I’m pointed.

The Fourth of July affairs aren’t actually protests like they were on Tax Day. It’ll be interesting to see how many clever teabagging jokes Andy “I Said A Mouthful” Cooper and his pals in the leftmedia come up with this time.

After the fireworks there will be a guided tour of all the places in Tucson I got in trouble with various law enforcement agencies when I was younger. It’s called the “Why Kruiser Can Never Be President” tour.

Enjoy.