Get your freakin’ tissues out, the kiddie human shield was deployed at the fake town hall today in New Hampshire.

I saw — as I was walking in, I saw a lot of signs outside saying mean things about reforming health care. How do kids know what is true, and why do people want a new system that can — that help more of us?

Two questioners and the Ivy League genius president reduced the complex discussion to the level of an elementary school playground tantrum. Maybe the next “randomly selected” audience can feature an even more adorable little kid who calls health care skeptics a bunch of “scary poopy pants”.

And you people still wonder why I’m so cranky all the time?

So I thought I’d give little Julia and all the “Obama Is Wonderful” fanatics who think at her level a photographic tour of some recent protests from our dear, concerned citizen friends on the left.

Pretty pictures. Shapes and colors. Keeping it easy for them to understand.

And who can forget this gem from last weekend? A nice, sweet woman in an Obama “Hope” shirt, knocking someone out of the way to steal a sign from a health care protester:

Back with words and sentences in a while. Enjoy the photo gallery until I return. Keep showing it to any friends of yours who remain in a history coma. We may save them yet.