(h/t: Vodkapundit)

While President Obama is vacationing to recover from the stress of his recent, um, vacation, Crazy Joe is left to roam America and speak without having to wear a shock collar.

We can all relax now, Heartbeat Away Guy is large and in charge:

Every week — with notable exceptions — I hold a Cabinet meeting. And most of the Cabinet secretaries attend,” he told the audience in Washington. I made it clear that our focus had to be, in the first 100 days, accountability, transparency and responsiveness. I wanted each of those Cabinet secretaries to set up systems where they would have a high degree of confidence that as they implemented what they were in charge of, it would be done effectively and efficiently.

We know he doesn’t hold these meetings on Thursdays because his schedule clearly states that’s the day he pretends to be a cowboy.

Top Of The Ticket has the full text of the speech.