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Archive for October, 2009

The Real Story Behind Newt & Dede's Breakup

Posted on October 31st, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

The shotgun wedding is officially off. You guys will dump on him as a johnny-come-lately, but (a) his support for Scozzafava was always strategic, driven more by stopping the Democrats next year than stopping Hoffman and (b) as her most prominent Republican supporter, this is the most important endorsement Hoffman could have right now aside [...]

Newt Gingrich Will Be Napoleon For Halloween

Posted on October 30th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

And beyond, because he’s probably come to his Waterloo. The RNC, which had been hemming and hawing about Doug Hoffman’s candidacy in NY-23 as late as yesterday afternoon has seen the writing on the wall. And the blogs. And, most importantly, the checks. Hoffman has enjoyed an influx of endorsements and cash this past week [...]

When "For The Children" Really Isn't

Posted on October 30th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Another Lefty feel-good idea gone horribly awry. Wow, it turns out that the best way to make non-English speaking students stop feeling isolated and make them part of American society is to make them speak English. Waiting for La Raza to condemn this as racist in 3…2… Yes, I’m about to go off on another [...]

Attention Climate Commies: Your Cow Farteth Over

Posted on October 30th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Regulate all the carbon dioxide you want, greenies, it’s your future burgers that are really doing the damage. Methane’s impact on global temperatures is about a third higher than generally thought because previous estimates have not accounted for its interaction with airborne particles called aerosols, Nasa scientists found. When this indirect effect of the potent [...]

WHEW! Trial Lawyers Won't Be Destitute After Health Care Reform

Posted on October 30th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Because I know you were worried. Section 2531 (pp. 1431-1433) of the “Bend Over And Take It, America” bill seems tantalizing at first glance. IN GENERAL.—To the extent and in the amounts made available in advance in appropriations Acts, the Secretary shall make an incentive payment, in an amount determined by the Secretary, to each [...]

Racist Katie Couric Skeptical About "Jobs Saved Or Created" Fairy Tale

Posted on October 30th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

How long before we hear from Team Lightbringer that CBS isn’t really a credible news organization? The latest bedtime story from the Obama administration was released today and, darn it, they just can’t bring themselves to tell the truth. “Jobs saved” is no more measurable than “hugs hoped for” but when you have the smartest [...]

Viagra antidote Joy Behar interviewed an almost lifelike Gore Vidal on her show I Can’t Shut My Hole and revealed what all this “change in tone” the Obama folk speak of is all about. I’d like to begin by saying something to any American living abroad who comes back to tell us how stupid we [...]

Pathological Political Interference At GM

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Give ‘em an inch… Montana Rep. Denny Rehberg was no fan of the $58 billion federal rescue of General Motors Co., saying he worried taxpayer money would be wasted and the restructuring process would be vulnerable to “political pressure.” Now the lawmaker says it’s his “patriotic duty” to wade into GM’s affairs. And he’s a [...]

DNC Scum Celebrate Flag Desecration Video

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

These vile people know they’re Americans, right? One of the 20 finalists in health care video contest run by Barack Obama’s campaign arm features a mural of an America flag splattered with health care graffiti until it’s covered completely by black paint. I know, I know, patriotism is SO uncool amongst the Latter Day Patchoulis [...]

Quote Of The Freakin' Day

Posted on October 29th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

From Gabriel Malor at Ace of Spades HQ: “Democrats revel in the game of dividing Americans into groups and doling out special treats for the ones that behave. It’s not something to celebrate. It’s a disgrace.” Bingo. They’re political Johnny Appleseeds, sowing division everywhere. After the treats are doled out, campaign strategies are built around [...]