Archive for December, 2009

How's That Party Switch Working For You, Arlen?

Posted on December 10th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

“Are the Whigs still around?” Likely Republican nominee Pat Toomey is now ahead of both Democrats who are vying to run against him next year in Pennsylvania’s 2010 race for the U.S. Senate. A new Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Pennsylvania voters finds Toomey capturing 46% against incumbent Senator Arlen Specter’s 42%. In October, Toomey [...]

Where Da White Gifts At?!?

Posted on December 9th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

The view from inside the politically correct rectum. The best way to achieve the goal of a color-blind, post-racial society is to keep telling people they’re different. Even when Christmas shopping. The science is settled. These are the very same people who keep telling us that Sarah Palin is stupid and the Tea Party people [...]

UN's Ban Ki-moon: Pay No Attention To Those Emails Behind The Curtain

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Because it’s FUN to pretend! “Nothing that has come out in the public as a result of the recent email hackings has cast doubt on the basic scientific message on climate change and that message is quite clear — that climate change is happening much, much faster than we realized and we human beings are [...]

Finally: A Sensible Solution To Drug Problem In Mexico

Posted on December 7th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

It’s a cold, rainy SoCal Monday so I thought a little palate cleanser was in order. Find an adult beverage and enjoy. DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

He’s just soooooo thoughtful. On the afternoon he held the eighth meeting of his Afghanistan review, President Obama arrived in the White House Situation Room ruminating about war. He had come from Arlington National Cemetery, where he had wandered among the chalky white tombstones of those who had fallen in the rugged mountains of Central [...]

Kruiser On "Red Eye" 12/03/09

Posted on December 5th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

This is the first time I did the show from L.A. It’s a completely different vibe. Not only is there a delay with the audio, they also waterboarded me before I went into make-up. I promise I’ll stare at the mark and not let my eyes wander next time I’m on. Thanks as always to [...]

Hope & Scumbag: "Safe" School Czar's Reading List

Posted on December 4th, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Gateway Pundit and Michelle Malkin have the details. I think paraphrasing the Bard himself would be most fitting here: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the czars. You want to know the best way to keep schools safe? Keep all the pervs who want kids reading sex books away from them. Before any [...]

Shoot the messenger. “You call it ‘Climategate’; I call it ‘E-mail-theft-gate,’” she said during a committee meeting. “Whatever it is, the main issue is, Are we facing global warming or are we not? I’m looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public.” The eternally nonsensical Boxer manages [...]

Oh-Oh, Obama Is Losing His German Base

Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

Remember the drunken hordes chanting “O-BAM-A!”? That was SO 2008. Never before has a speech by President Barack Obama felt as false as his Tuesday address announcing America’s new strategy for Afghanistan. It seemed like a campaign speech combined with Bush rhetoric — and left both dreamers and realists feeling distraught. One can hardly blame [...]

More Tales Of Government Efficiency & Cost Reduction

Posted on December 1st, 2009 by Stephen Kruiser

A classic example of why I don’t believe any of the snake oil sales pitch about health care costs. Maybe when you print money all day, it becomes easier to spend. A Republican congressman is taking a hard look at a program in the Bureau of Engraving and Printing that would give hundreds of senior [...]