The actual headline:

When in Buffalo, Obama orders wings

A press corps that never wondered aloud why a man who wanted to be president hung out with commie radicals displays unhealthy obsessives tendencies regarding The Lightbringer’s gastronomic goings-on.

That flushing sound you hear is the MSM getting rid of its responsible application of First Amendment responsibilities.

Next up from CNN: Two-ply or four-ply in the White House bathrooms?