• iTunes, App Store, iBookstore, and Mac App Store
  • wine.com

And we’re back after a two week absence. Our first offering comes from the increasingly deranged babbler who is-get this-two heartbeats away from the presidency. Our gal Nan is explaining that jobless benefits are the most super-cool way to stimulate the economy. Sure, they are, Nancy. Sure, they are. Now be a dear and put down the butter knife before you hurt someone…

And here is the extended house-mix version of the Hank Johnson clip from the show. I mentioned that there wasn’t any way to provide context to this babbling that would give us a reason to believe that Johnson isn’t completely out of it. It’s highly possible that we could let him speak nonstop from now until Lindsay Lohan sobers up and he’d never make sense.

Have a happy and safe Fourth of July everyone!

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6 Responses to “Kruiser Control Bonus Clips 07/02/10”

  1. Dan Meldazis on July 2nd, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Where is this courthouse? It sounds like a bitching place.

  2. Paul Belt on July 3rd, 2010 at 10:22 am

    Stephen it appears that Marijuana has been legalized within the halls of the Capitol Bldg., Washington, D.C.
    Hank and Nancy slur in speech and thoughts the same as my toking friends in College (Chico State ’78)

  3. Paul Belt on July 3rd, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Stephen – It appears Marijuana has already been legalized in the halls of the Capitol! Nancy and Hank slur in speech and thoughts the same as my toking friends in College (Chico State ’78)

  4. Steffen on July 3rd, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    What is this BS-Alert about 1 min into Johnson’s “remarks”?
    How did the dems get the idea that Alvin Greene is a republican plant? He just figured if Johnson could get elected…

  5. Brad Olson on July 4th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    I fear that all those people in the courthouse would cause it to tip over.

  6. Jacki on July 5th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    People who vote for Pelosi or Johnson should be made to sleep between them for one night a year. Use a lottery system. (This idea may be endorsed by Pelosi’s husband.)

    I cannot find a working brain cell in either one.

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