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Archive for the ‘2010 Elections’ Category

Planet Kruiser #23-No Pants Friday Is BACK!

Posted on January 7th, 2011 by Kruiser

It’s been far too long. Here’s a quick wrap-up of my whirlwind two days in Washington, DC and the triumphant return of Juan Pedro.

NRSC Anti-Boxer Ad Targets Women

Posted on October 26th, 2010 by Kruiser

Yes, the NRSC did something useful. I love being surprised.

New Carly Ad: “Crushed”

Posted on October 25th, 2010 by Kruiser

It’s election crunch time, which means it’s video posting time. Here’s the latest from the Fiorina camp highlighting the demise of my home state under the tenure of Barbara Boxer:

Kruiser Control Fan Art

Posted on October 4th, 2010 by Kruiser

It’s fun to get a glimpse of yourself through the eyes of others. I mean, as long as it’s not because of some creepy, Minority Report transplant thing. Here are a couple of things that were tweeted to me by Kruiser Control fans last week. I think what we’ve learned here is that I provide [...]

California Dreamin’ About Green Jobs & AB32

Posted on September 28th, 2010 by Kruiser

Deck chairs on the Titanic. What state ranks third in unemployment, second in foreclosures, has the nation’s worst credit rating, is running a $19 billion deficit – yet insists on spending billions on a greenhouse gas emissions reduction plan that can’t possibly impact global warming? Yes, it’s California, land of the Governator, who signed a [...]

Kruiser Control Bonus Clips 09/24/10

Posted on September 24th, 2010 by Kruiser

I know, I know, it’s been far too long. The first clip show your Big Auto bailout money at work. Workers at a Chrysler plant in the seventh ring of hell Detroit are seen drinking and smoking some sort of medicinal herb while on the job. Hey, all just fun and games unless they’re doing [...]

I’d Rather Have A Can Of Pledge Than A GOP Pledge

Posted on September 23rd, 2010 by Kruiser

Seconds on the crap sandwich, please… The “Pledge To Recapture 1994 & Prove The Tea Partiers Aren’t The Only Ones With Ideas” is still being debated by sincere, committed conservatives this morning. Frankly, I am deeply concerned for many of my friends who are obviously suffering from severe memory loss. I have been asked countless [...]

New Carly Ad Slams The Arrogant “Ma’am”

Posted on September 23rd, 2010 by Kruiser

Renew your intense dislike of the thoroughly disgusting Barbara Boxer once more. Carly Fiorina begins a statewide ad campaign aimed at removing one of the more historically useless members of the United States Senate. Immediately going after one of Boxer’s more egregious gaffes shows good instincts on the part of whomever is handling this stuff [...]

Still Want A GOP Senate Majority?: Meet WV’s John Raese

Posted on September 22nd, 2010 by Kruiser

Look away from the Delaware… While many on the Right have been kicking the histrionics into overdrive over Christine O’Donnell’s win in the Delaware GOP primary, John Raese was quietly closing the gap that separated him from West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin. In a conference call this morning, Raese outlined a focused closing strategy to [...]

One has to presume that the number one movie in every establishment GOPer’s Netflix queue these days is Reality Bites Despite a unified effort from both the MSM and the Republican party hierarchy, Christine O’Donnell went all uppity on them and easily defeated Mike Castle, who we were told was the best candidate because he [...]