Gateway Pundit and Michelle Malkin have the details. I think paraphrasing the Bard himself would be most fitting here: The first thing we do, let’s kill all the czars. You want to know the best way to keep schools safe? Keep all the pervs who want kids reading sex books away from them. Before any [...]

Another Lefty feel-good idea gone horribly awry. Wow, it turns out that the best way to make non-English speaking students stop feeling isolated and make them part of American society is to make them speak English. Waiting for La Raza to condemn this as racist in 3…2… Yes, I’m about to go off on another [...]

Many of my friends on the left consoled me last November by saying I’d probably have more fun and more material working from the opposition. Holy crap were they right! That is, it’s fun until this poop-flinging bunch of lefty monkeys completely dismantles the Constitution and exiles me to a patchouli camp in Berkeley. For [...]

(To be videotaped in Smug-O-Vision) Hello. I’m President Barack Obama and I’m very grateful for this opportunity to speak to the people I feel are most important to the future of America, and to you students too. Many thanks to the National Education Association and the American Federation of Teachers for letting me into your [...]

Unfortunately, the first two installments of this were lost in the server move debacle a few months ago. It all started with a top-down coordinated effort by the Obama transition team, teachers unions and public education officials to tell the youth of America why the new president was the coolest kid on the block. Taking [...]