When Canadian border officials asked what we were bringing into the country, we conveniently forgot to mention the Costco-size pallet of industrial-strength whoop-ass we had in the trunk. Read the whole article on American Olympic exceptionalism. Ah, well, the Canadians still have Cheryl Bernard:

I’ve finally figured it out: the more the lefties get their faces screwed up with anger over her, the better looking Sarah Palin gets. It’s like a weird, political Dorian Gray thing. Shatner is always fun. Palin works a crowd better than anybody right now (yes, even The Anybody). She also gets a pretty nice [...]

It’s a cold, rainy SoCal Monday so I thought a little palate cleanser was in order. Find an adult beverage and enjoy. DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

Honestly, if Princess Delts can get the chubby urchins in America off their pampered asses, I’m all for it. First, the buff first arms. Then the First Lady’s White House playground. Then the First Lady’s White House victory garden. Then the First Lady’s patronage of farmer’s markets for things that grow in the filthy ground [...]

Sometimes we have to step away from trivial subjects like politics and ponder the weightier topics facing mankind, like whether there’s a yeti in Poland dogging the ladies. A teenager has added fresh rumour to the yeti debate after claiming the beast spied on her in her bikini as she paddled in a river. Justyna [...]

Into every life, a little Onion must fall. My faves are the budget he submits while depressed and the claim that Crazy Joe Biden is really just afflicted with Asberger Syndrome. Enjoy the video: White House Reveals Obama Is Bipolar, Has Entered Depressive Phase